Sunday, June 20, 2010

Mongol - Military Soficticates - This is MY Internet -

Is "Soficticate" a word?

Well it is now people! Welcome to MY internet -

I have been doing a little research, in my spare time (did I just hear you laugh out loud too?), in an attempt to better understand the Mongol and their military superiority over, uhmm... EVERYONE they came across. I mean, yah they had horses and eventually catapults (technology they stole). And they were well practiced after hundreds of years of fighting amongst themselves. Oh, and they had the psychological war games down pretty good. We burn rape and pillage every so often and then run TV commercials and drop leaflets showing pictures of dead babies to our enemies. That ought to scare the bajesus out of em... And we will catapult rotting corpses infected by the plague over city walls, as if the burning raping and pillaging was not enough... This stuff is no less gruesome than the inquisition in Spain years later were they torture families, cut off the mother's breasts and shove them in the children's mouths before burning them just short of death. Only to kill them with the sword as a final blow. Makes Guantanamo seem like a picnic really...

But I digress...

What really is interesting is the Mongolian Bow

Here is a little ditty I read about such things... Let me paraphrase.

Very sophisticated, had several types and most riders rode with two compound bows in fact. One for short range and one for longer targets.

They also rode with many different types of arrows, on average carrying a total of 40 (I know this because some guy's blog on the net told me so). They carried both long and short range arrows, standard everyday arrows, arrows with heavy tempered metal tips used for piercing armor, oh and the incendiary arrows...

You know the ones...

Lite em on fire and then shoot them into your tent, house, thatched roof hut, the church, hospital, library, bank, market... you get the picture.

And, no, it is not just the Mongol men that are good at this kind of war... Their woman were equally skilled lighting a building on fire with an arrow from atop a horse at 30 paces.

And this might be the thing I love the most. You can tell a lot about a society by the way its woman are treated. Here there is full and equal right (something unusual for the time, and many would argue our time as well) for both woman and man. I simply love a strong woman, and particularly one that can keep up with the boys on an all nighter pillaging and ransacking other towns. My heart be still...

Now is the moment you have all been waiting for... Yes the bar has been set and an image, video, singing telegram, some sort of multi media is necessary here. It does not need to be authentic, plagiarization (probably not a real word, but it is HERE biaches), republication and the like are highly encouraged in fact reworded or is that rewarded (ah who cares this is a blog after all and grammar and spelling never seem to matter on blogs).




For more unreliable information on the Mongol's Military Soficitcates go here

http://www.coldsiberia.org/monbow.htm

BTW - Feel free to vote below... You know this is just blog-u-topia!

5 comments:

  1. Wow tWacs

    Really insightful, I just love your blog... I found the bit about the Mongol's cross bow just fascinating...

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  2. I voted for funny. Mostly because I don't know what blog-u-topia means. Non the less you definately make these blogs and the information alot more entertaining... Thanks.

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  3. HIlarious! You make some good points. I was planning to write my paper on Genghis Khan, but what am I really going to learn (that the video didn't cover, that is)? He killed his brother(s), he controlled an empire 4x the size of Alex tG, he was a genius - after all, he did manage to outsmart the Chinese by going around the Great Wall. Who does that? They must have been thinking the same thing. Anyway, between yours and mine summaries, that seems to be the gist. I'm re-thinking now. Maybe I'll write about the Mohandas. Now there's somebody I can relate to. "Be that change..." Then again, I could recycle that paper I wrote last term on Thomas Aquinas. I'm kidding Madeleine! I wouldn't think of it. Okay, so I thought of it. But I'd never do it I swear. Alright, I'm rambling. I'm out.

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  4. Loving it! I don't know why I show those videos--they give me nightmares. Isn't it odd how a merciless conqueror can look heroic from this far away?

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  5. Yes - I mean look at the way any of the great battles look from the point of history... Normandy reads like a cut and dry battle... until you see it graphically and realize the groosomness of war...

    But more importantly - Some one is not voting on my Blog. Now I am not saying it is mandatory, and I have given Shannon her own free right to list this as funny as opposed to blog-u-topia, but I am going for blog person of the year and really need those votes... So step too People!

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